Friday night

yelling at driver in crosswalk--check
worrying about looking for an apartment--check
eating at a very chic restaurant on someone else's expense account--check
seeing a guy light a cigarette after his run--check
thinking 'I love New York' after above incident--check
having boss' serious boyfriend imply a threesome--check
witnessing bar fight--check
taking a cab less than 20 blocks when I have no money--check

Good night.