Yikes

I don't know who wrote the play "Brilliant Traces" and I don't even feel it is worth googling. It is a bad play, and it attracts bad actors to it like honey. So much so that two actors sought out a director to help them mount this monstrosity which would have been tedious with Phillip Seymore Hoffman and Parkey Posey.

If I wrote a cheesy screwed up boring ass play with two characters I could at least be assured it would be performed in high schools for years to come and occasionally by bad actors in small, unknown New York blackboxes. Hell, who knows, if it were really trite and obvious, maybe I could win an Oscar for Best Picture...